Tuesday, March 20, 2018

This is Me

This was fun! I'm on the right at 2:11 and on the left at 2:37. Yay for a'capella!
This isn't the first time there was a video I could've been a part of. I regret not going to be an extra for Angels from the Realms of Glory and wasn't going to let another opportunity pass. If you haven't seen The Greatest Showman yet, you absolutely must! 



This is Me covered by Peter Hollens

Friday, January 26, 2018

Memory Lane

Back when Matt and I were engaged, and he was living at the U, my matron of honor helped me with a fun little prank. I covered his car in playing cards. Something we still smile about today. I haven't done anything this intensive since, but it was worth it!




Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Shoulder Surgery and recovery

The day is finally here! Matt had his rotator cuff surgery. Imaging was in October, results in early November. That's when we were told his options were surgery now, or surgery later. His rotator cuff was torn about 30-50%. We met with the surgeon who said unless you're someone like him who looks at hundreds of these images, you wouldn't notice the shadow and whatevers which tell us his rotator cuff is hanging on by a thread. Surgery was set for December 15th. 

Also, a few Matt-isms between October and December: "It hurts to scratch my nose." and "I can't open a banana."

Surgery Day. The anesthesiologist said Matt needed to shave. He had a real nice goatee on him. I saw a little bummed to see it go, but they were all "if something goes wrong the beard will prevent a full seal. I don't think it'll happen, but you need to decide if you'd rather have your beard and die should the worst happen." That's not what he said, but that's absolutely what he said. 

Matt said he'd be dead so who cares and left it up to me. Of course I told him to shave. It grows fast. He's got enough growth now he could have it back again if he wanted. One thing I was excited about post surgery was that he'd finally have a real sling! I got some "one size fits all" slings from Wally World and Walgreens, but neither were big enough for his broad shoulders. I cut the strap off one and sewed (well, when I say "I", I mean his mom. She owns a sewing machine. I don't.) it to the other. The extra sling went around his Hobbes stuffed tiger with a basket handle for a strap. :)


Surgery Day came. A few hours of unconsciousness and voila! He's all fixed. Turns out his rotator cuff was only 10% torn. It folded back on itself giving the appearance of a bigger tear. Most of his symptoms were from a tendon that had a tear like it was a string cheese. They "released" it and that was it. I heard several stories of Elway winning the Superbowl with both tendons released... so I guess it wasn't an important tendon. I'm also sick of hearing about Elway's tendonitis.

Good news is that will make his recovery faster. He had his first physical therapy appointment the 18th. At this point he has four different exercises he does. When he's not doing his exercises he must year his trend setting immobilizer sling. 


To keep his mind off the pain, Matt's sister came to the rescue. We had moved the TV for better viewing from the couch and they played Halo on the Xbox for days and hours. I was able to get some sleep when she came over, which I really appreciated! (I took 2 weeks off work to stay home with him after the surgery. I didn't leave the apartment much, but met my step goal every day! Meals ended us being pot pies and burritos a lot of the time because I'd be too tired to cook.)


Matt didn't do his stretches yesterday, tho. We spent some time in the ER instead. The surgeon gave us strict instructions to go to the ER if he had a fever. Luckily it's not related to the surgery. He doesn't have the flu or pneumonia (which is what I was worried about). Just a gastrointestinal virus. We assume he got it from someone at the New Years party we went to. The doctor said it's a bug usually seen in the spring, but they've seen a lot of people for it lately. Go figure. Matt is hilarious when he's feverish and on pain meds. His conversation consisted of 3-6 words. "I love you." or "I love you, my sweet wife." or "I love you, my Beka." Seriously, he didn't say anything else the whole drive home until after we got home and he slept for 10 hours. It was cute! Today Matt said he thought he was having an intelligent conversation at the time. Hee hee hee.  

Matt returns to work tomorrow. He's taken all the days off he can. He can't type much, so we'll see how the days goes.


Saturday, December 2, 2017

Funny moments & "Isms"

I found a stash of funny moments and "isms". :) Enjoy!
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The rapture? That's where all the righteous people are taken up to heaven. If you can still read this tomorrow after 4pm mountain standard time SHAME ON YOU! SINNER!! That or some illogical idiot, who doesn't understand that if you look hard enough you can find patterns in anything, was wrong again.Nah. You're all going to hell. ~May 20, 2011
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"Give Santa Clause Thor's hammer, and elves with little tiny Iron Man suits, and we're talking about a new adventure!" ~Matt 11-23-2012
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Ordering pizza, Matt makes a quick spreadsheet of the pizza size and cost because "their prices are are a little screwy" so... what do you want? "I want a mathematician to fix their menu and I want it done now!" ~1/18/16

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"What if you're feeling something and there's not an emoji for it?" ~Matt 2/10/16
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Matt is having pizza for dinner. I'm enjoying my own Whole30 stir fry. As I refill my plate Matt says I can't have any pizza. "No?"

"No. Because I'm a jerk and I support you." ~4/18/16
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"If you get nervous around someone, imagine them at home folding socks." ~Matt 5-6-16
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When we found a headstone of one of Matt's ancestors in the Salt Lake City Cemetery, Matt decided he'd like his headstone to be a table with a 6:6 domino in the center with the saying "Play some Bones over my bones." ... I'll see what I can do, hon.
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Missed my train, so Matt and I went to 7-11 to get sodas... I'm wearing my hearing aid Bluetooth around my neck and the cashier asks what it is. Apparently she thought it was an alert system of some sort to call police or something. Aren't those for old people who fall down and can't get up? #dontknowhowIfeelaboutthis #deaflife
~6-10-16
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"If you are against shredded cheese because it goes bad too quickly and ends up wasting food, would you want to make America grate again?" ~Matt 7-20-16
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"When Beka tells me "No, you can't shave your head. It's bad enough that you shave your beard!" I'm reminded why I love that woman. She loves me just the way I am... when I'm at my laziest." ~Matt 8-8-16
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"If committing a crime while shooting a gun makes you a gunman, wouldn't beating someone with a bat make you a batman?" ~Matt 11-16-16________________________________________
"You know if you said 'Save our city Kryptonian Supergirl!' You said the acronym for S.O.C.K.S.?"  ~Matt 12-6-16________________________________________
QOTD: "Why is it when we're sick we sound like old smokers?" ~Matt 2-10-17
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On millennials saying "woke"
It usually means you are hyper-aware of social justice, institutional, or environmental problems. It comes from people saying "wake up" to those who are living in an idealized world. I halfway blame my generation for overusing "wake up". I imagine the first time "woke" was used in that context, the word bra was used in place of bro and someone said that being woke was toats luh-jih cray cray (totally legitimately crazy). We made up crap words too when we were young. I find it strange that as we age, we all tend to act like the previous generation did. It's a cycle, kids make up words, adults call them stupid for using made up words, kid grows up has more kids, repeat. I keep imagining Grandpa Simpson shaking his fist and saying "Darn kids and their new fangled words" whenever someone complains about it. ~Matt 5-23-17
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QOTD: "I think Godzilla should wear a shirt that says I'm big in Japan" ~Matt 7-24-17
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The Utah game was great. Beka kept asking me the whole game who was saying "sparkles" in a low monotonous voice. During the 3rd quarter we finally figured out that the voice she heard was the announcer and he wasn't saying "Sparkles" he was saying "Spartans". So from now on, any team named The Spartans shall be known as The SPARKLES! ~Matt 9/17/17 #deaflife

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Halloween at Work

I work with the funnest people! This is all the celebration there was today. Matt and I didn't dress up. No trick or treaters came by. We watch Coraline for the first time and called it a holiday well spent. 




Friday, September 15, 2017

Storage Unit Robbery

Note to self- be an archivist when using storage! Inventory and index! It makes it much easier to report to police what was stolen. There's only one thing I might cry over. My mission journal. The police said breaking into storage units is the new crime of choice. #cowardlycrime

We use my parent's storage unit for things that don't fit in our apartment. The loveseat my grandfather made (that's still there. Whew!), books we don't have room for (seriously, I love our place in Draper, but it was not made for readers), winter clothes, bikes, toys to pass on to children someday, that kinda thing.

Photo from Gates96 website, not my storage unit. :)

Luckily, two weeks ago or so, I went to the storage unit to get Legos, so we still have most of those. Unfortunately the Lego Movie spaceship is stolen. It's a discontinued item, so that's a real bummer. It was a real mental exercise to try to remember everything that was stolen so we could report it to the police. Lots of books are gone (the complete Wheel of Time series is one thing Matt's sad to lose), and my mission journal. Fortunately, years ago, I took a lot of stories and put them into a little self-publish book, which I have, but it's definitely the abridged version of my mission. Infinitely better than nothing.

We honestly can't remember everything we had in there, and we are doing fine without it, but it has sure caused me to kick myself. I'm an archivist. How dare I not make an inventory, a labeling system! How dare I not create a back-up of my mission journal! I put a PSA on the mission facebook page. Hopefully others will learn from my mistake!

Dad filed a police report, so we'll see if anything happens, but I think it's all just gone. From what I've found out, these robbers sell what they can and trash the rest.

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Hero Quest Game Night

For a few months, once a week we go play Hero Quest with the Dissels. Lynell and Jonathan introduced Matt and I on our blind date. Now, we play board games and decompress from work together.

We're slowly going through all of the Hero Quest games. Matt is Zargon (naturally). He plays the part so well, they call him Zargon almost all the time now. :)

I play the wizard and dwarf. After 24 quests, they both died on Elf expansion quest 7. Death by werewolf. The party killed me! Zargon is very excited he might wipe our high level party.