Matt ism of the day

I have to share this! There are many times when this wonderful man makes me laugh. He would make a great living as a stand-up comedian, I think. :D


Matt- Did you recently buy pistachios?

Me- ? no...

Matt- Smith's automatic recordings called. We bought some pistachio tainted with salmonella, actually it's only possibly contaminated. I think it was a long time ago. But they said we used our Smith's customer ID.

Me- .... ok. Well, it's nice to see the ID serving a useful purpose.

Matt- Yes. They let us know that the food we ate months ago might have killed us.